we have officially lost it.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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