Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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