So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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