whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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