belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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