got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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