Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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