I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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