Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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