I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You don't make any sense
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