I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
