her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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