***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Congratulations! We have a period
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
