Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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