:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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