Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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