fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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