quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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