I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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