Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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