god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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