Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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