I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Hello my rib-scented angel!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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