Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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