She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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