So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
