mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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