Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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