Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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