We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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