I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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