I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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