what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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