You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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