best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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