Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Randomize