So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
