she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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