I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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