OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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