I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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