Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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