Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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