I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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