I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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