What a fucking waste of an outfit
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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