Me. At least after what I've been through.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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