Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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