ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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