it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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