i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
honey bunches of taint.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I touched a dick in church today
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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