I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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