I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
it's great music for shaving your balls
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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