your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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