maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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